True Detalktive Episode #4

July 12, 2015 / Nathan

“Sometimes your worst self is your best self”

— Frank Semyon

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Trailer Park Podcast: The Lost Trailers #4

July 07, 2015 / Nathan

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Many things become apparent for Daniel and Nathan when they are joined by an old friend for the 4th Lost Trailers episode. Apparently Eden is not where Adam and Eve ate apples, it's when people embrace electronic music and take drugs. Apparently the secret to time travel has nothing to with flux capacitors or deloreans, it has to do with photography. You also can't set up a house where girls endulge in sex cams on the internet without aggravating a Jasonesque slasher to kill everyone. Heaven is apparently a place you can get to if you take heroin but then it isn't heaven anymore, you resent heaven and write about it and then star in a movie about yourself realizing that heaven isn't heaven anymore. There is also some seedy shit going on in the farming culture and the runoff is going to mess with everyone... and it probably involves pig shit. Stick around for the Rotten Tomato game and the Roundtable.

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True Detalktive Episode #3

July 05, 2015 / Nathan

“I always hated these fucking things, what kind of way is that to greet the world?”

— Frank Semyon

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True Detalktive Episode #2

June 29, 2015 / Nathan

"Man of any size lays hands on me, he's gonna bleed out in under a minute"

- Ani Bezzerides

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Trailer Park Podcast #30

June 27, 2015 / Nathan

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We try to get into Ben Kingsley's head inside of Ryan Reynolds body, we discuss how to say the word biopic and how Love & Mercy will teach us what we need to know about The Beach Boys, Daniel finally shows his true colors and abandons the horror genre, Search Party looks great but only because we like Silicon Valley and a 22 year old Swiss prodigy is making ambitious science fiction movies with kickstarter money so naturally we all remain neutral to get back at Switzerland.

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True Detalktive Episode #1

June 21, 2015 / Nathan

“If you ever bully or hurt anyone again, I’ll come back and butt fuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this God damn lawn”

— Detective Ray Velcoro

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Trailer Park Podcast: The Lost Trailers #3

June 20, 2015 / Nathan

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TPP tells Alex that the first instincts are usually the right one. We applaud Kevin Costner for being the latest white guy to save the world and teach kids how to win. Backcountry is not as scary as the open ocean...or sharks and we don't know what that has to do with the woods... and bears. Sandler is focusing in the right direction with The Cobbler but it's too late and no one cares and Maps to the Stars isn't a map to anywhere, just a another Cronenberg car accident... except no one is having sex afterwards.

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Trailer Park Podcast #29

June 12, 2015 / Nathan

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We check out Terminator 5: The New Beginning, Earl and his fault in the dying girl's stars, we "Harvest" Michael Shannon in horror, hang out with Larry Gaye, and try to stop Gabriel from hurting himself.