The Intern Archive Update #30
YOU HAVE TO BE
WORRIED OR EXCITED
Trailer #1: Self/less
Directed by Tarsem Singh starring Ryan Reynolds, Natalie Martinez, and Ben Kingsley
Intern Review: Ben Kingsley Freaky Friday's himself into Ryan Reynolds body with the use of science. Things go awry when he starts to remember thoughts of the original bodies past. Things unfold and this movie would have been much better if it was much better. This is a perfectly average movie but not enough to be excited about.
Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried
Amanda Excited
Chelsea Excited "because science is sacrifice."
Rotten Tomatoes 19% IMDb 6.5 Intern +1
Points Nathan 0 Daniel 1 Amanda 0 Chelsea 0
Trailer #2: Love & Mercy
Directed by Bill Pohlad starring John Cusack, Paul Dano and Elizabeth Banks
Intern Review: This is the story of Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys and really shows the pitfalls and craziness of an eccentric song writers dark crazy mind. Paul Giamatti plays exasperated guy very well in this movie and you get brought in by the dual performances of Paul Dano and John Cusack as Brian Wilson. Biopics are always a good pick in my books as well as Nathan and this movie wins the episode as being the best of the five* movies here.
Nathan Excited
Daniel Excited
Amanda Excited
Chelsea Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 91% IMDb 7.4 Intern +2
Points Nathan 1 Daniel 2 Amanda 1 Chelsea 1
Trailer #3: Anarchy Parlor
Directed by Devon Downs and Kenny Gage starring Robert LaSardo, Sara Fabel and Tiffany DeMarco
Intern Review: Skin is the perfect canvas to put your art on. It is apparently better after you remove the skin from living people. The story here was appealing to me but you know the horror movie of this movie is just like everything you kind of hate about horror movies. I guess the end is a little unexpected but this movie was hard to watch the whole way through to get to the end. I can say that getting a tattoo is a great honour. Watching this movie was not.
Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried
Amanda Worried
Chelsea Worried
Rotten Tomatoes NA IMDb 4.7 Intern -1
Points Nathan 2 Daniel 3 Amanda 2 Chelsea 2
Trailer #4: Search Party
Directed by Scot Armstrong starring Adam Pally, T.J. Miller, Thomas Middleditch, Shannon Woodward and Alison Brie
Intern Review: A wedding almost happens and then we spend the rest of the movie following Thomas Middleditch and his middledick trying to get back together with his wife to be. He ends up naked for about 1/3 of this movie and his friends try to find him in Mexico while he doesn't know where he is or have anything as he is naked. There is some great music in this movie and enough to make the movie watchable and enough penis to pull you in for roughly 5 inches of humour.
Nathan Worried
Daniel Excited
Amanda Excited
Chelsea Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 0% IMDb 5.6 Intern +1
Points Nathan 2 Daniel 4 Amanda 3 Chelsea 3
Trailer #5: Aurora
Directed by Robert Kouba starring Carmen Argenziano, Eileen Grubba and Julian Schaffner
Intern Review: Unwatchable as in it has not come out yet.
Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried
Amanda Worried "who dumped all this money into this piece of shit movie?"
Chelsea Worried
Rotten Tomatoes NA IMDb NA Intern NA
Points None awarded for the unwatchable Swiss phenom's movie.
THE INTERN ARCHIVE UPDATE ACCURACY BAR GRAPH
Nathan 66%
Daniel 61%
Amanda 68%
Chelsea 63%
The Intern 65%