The Intern Archive Update #5
The I.A.U This week Disney tries to make magic with an evil fairy and someone goes ape over how unappealing the lineup appeared to be by putting down a person golden deuce.
YOU HAVE TO BE
WORRIED OR EXCITED
Trailer #1: Maleficent
Directed by Robert Stromberg starring Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning
Synopsis: Who knew that Maleficent was a fairy with wings and all. Loads of CGI and the story of Maleficent before she was bad... Kinda. Maleficent is on the hunt to get her stolen wings back for this story. There is an audience for this one it just wasn't me, however it was done well with good intentions and is apparently good enough for a trilogy.
Nathan worried
Daniel worried
Rotten Tomatoes 49% IMDb7.0 Intern +1
Winner: Tie They both get a point for Maleficent it wasn't very good but there is an audience for this.
Trailer #2: Night Moves
Directed by Kelly Reichardt starring Jesse Eisenberg, Dakota Fanning, and Peter Sarsgaard
Synopsis: It's about environmentalists blowing up a dam and the repercussions of unplanned outcomes. It should be about relationships or just a really good story but no connections are made with characters. When the climactic scene is one person killing another you need to have an attachment to one of them and with no attachments this really didn't work out. I can't wait for Night Moves to move on from my memory.
Nathan worried
Daniel excited
Rotten Tomatoes 86% IMDb 6.0 Intern 0
Winner: Nathan Night Moves just moved in the wrong direction.
Trailer #3: Jessabelle
Directed by Kevin Greutert starring Sarah Snook and Mark Webber
Synopsis: Jessabelle is a movie about a spirit in the house that scares her through out the movie. There is one twist after another leading to a climactic fizzle. This movie doesn't deliver any scary moments and is not recommendable. This movie as Daniel hoped it wouldn't do sacramented it self.
Nathan worried
Daniel excited
Rotten Tomatoes 23% IMDb 5.4 Intern 0
Winner: Nathan it is always a good guess to be worried about the horror movies.
Trailer #4: Transformers Age of Extinction
Directed by Michael Bay starring Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz
Synopsis: Transformers + Auto Bots/Dino Bots vs human made Decepticons = another ongoing destruction of Transformers. This movie was the Winner of the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Director in 2015. Congrats Michael Bay you lost again but people still pay to watch your garbage movies so maybe you are a winner after all.
Nathan worried
Daniel worried
Rotten Tomatoes 18% IMDb 5.8 Intern 0
Winner: They win, they win, and anyone who watched this lost because it might actually be the worst thing I have ever watched.
Trailer #5: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Directed by Matt Reeves starring Gary Oldman, Keri Russell and Andy Serkis
Synopsis: Caesar rules apes. Koba starts Coup d'état. Koba tries to kill Caesar. Koba blames humans. Koba starts war with humans. Caesar lives and fights Koba for leadership. War is still to come.
Nathan worried
Daniel excited
Rotten Tomatoes 90% IMDb 7.7 Intern +2
Winner: Daniel
Winner of Trailer Park Podcast #5: Nathan
Worried and Excited Accuracy Bar Graph
The leader so far is Nathan at 15 and Daniel is clawing his way back at 12 correct responses. We are back into a tight race, tune in next week to see if we can get a tie or possibly a new leader.