The Intern Archive Update #16

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Trailer #1: Unbroken

Trailer #1: Unbroken

Directed by Angelina Jolie Starring Jack O'Connell, Miyavi, and Domhnall Gleeson

Intern Review: This is a WWII survival story and there is a lot of surviving to get through. It was film with what looks like really nice shots that come across as green screen shots with the background and take you out of the film. This is a low +1 and I wouldn't recommend it. Angelina Jolie appears to be a better actress then director at this point in time. 

Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried

Rotten Tomatoes IMDb Intern +1

Winner: Daniel  1-0

Trailer #2: Big Eyes

Trailer #2: Big Eyes

Directed by Tim Burton Starring Amy Adams, and Christoph Waltz

Intern Review: Finally a movie without Johnny Depp. Christoph Waltz also tones down is eccentric acting which really helps with the story.... Which is that Margaret Keane (Adams) paints pictures of kids with big eyes that become a success however Walter Keane (Waltz) takes credit there is some drama behind this based off a true story comedy. Go out and enjoy the dramedy that ensues. This was the best movie of the lineup. 

Nathan Worried
Daniel Excited

Rotten Tomatoes IMDb Intern +1

Winner: Daniel  2-0

ABCs of Death 2

ABCs of Death 2

Directed by 26 Directors Starring loads of actors and actresses

Intern Review: With all the letters of the alphabet we get to see 26 short movies about death. And there is only one worth watching so skip to Zed and call it a day.

Nathan Worried
Daniel Excited

Rotten Tomatoes IMDb Intern -1

Winner: Nathan  2-1

Trailer #4: Annie

Trailer #4: Annie

Directed by Will Gluck Starring Quvenzhané Wallis, Cameron Diaz, Jamie Foxx and Rose Byrne

Intern Review: It's a hard knock life for Annie. I watched the opening credits and that's about it. This movie is the Razzie Winner of Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel. It looks like the sun didn't come out tomorrow on this one.

Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried

Rotten Tomatoes IMDb Intern 0

Winner: Daniel  3-1

Trailer #5: American Sniper

Trailer #5: American Sniper

Directed by Clint Eastwood Starring Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller, Kyle Gallner and Cole Konis

Intern Review: This is a war movie that tries to tackle PTSD and apparently you just have to be a man to deal with it or I guess you don't have to deal with it if you are a man. You are also apparently a coward if you are dealing with PTSD and you kill someone who is a man about it. If this doesn't sound sarcastic, it is. This story has a lot of controversy surrounding it and it appears that we only get a very slim one sided version of it. I would suggest watching almost any other war movie. Don't buy this instead go buy some guns and join the army to kill some family's that are caught up in wars that have been started by other people. Also hate my guts and call me ignorant but that still doesn't make this movie any good.

Nathan Worried
Daniel Excited

Rotten Tomatoes IMDb Intern 0

Winner: Nathan

Winner of TPP #16: Daniel 3-2

The Intern Archive Update Accuracy Bar Graph

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Nathan 52/83, 63%
Daniel 46/83, 55%
Chelsea 3/5, 60%
The Intern 3/5, 60%

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