The Intern Archive Update #18
YOU HAVE TO BE
WORRIED OR EXCITED
Trailer #1: Jupiter Ascending
Directed by The Wachowski's Starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, and Eddie Redmayne
Intern Review: The imaginary vision of the Wachowski's is in full form here. The issue is that everything seems painted on. The acting is off from everyone, the anti-gravity boots are laughable, and the story is also lacking execution. Eddie Redmayne did walk away with a Razzie for his performance though. This is a 0, just re-watch The Matrix trilogy a couple of times and it will be much better time spent.
Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried
Amanda waited on everyone else then we didn't ask at the end because everyone is an asshole on this show.
Intern Excited??.....
Rotten Tomatoes 26% IMDb 5.4 Intern 0
Winner: Nathan and Daniel
Trailer #2: Still Alice
Directed by Richard Glatzer Starring Julianne Moore, Alec Baldwin and Kristen Stewart
Intern Review: For a movie about early on set Alzheimers this is a movie you won't soon forget. Every actor and actress gives superb performances. Watch this one and bring tissues and depression pills to cope with what you will experience. Still Alice is just a fantastic movie. Julianne Moore won the Best Actress Academy Award for her performance in this one.
Nathan Excited
Daniel Excited
Amanda Excited
Intern Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 88% IMDb 7.5 Intern +3
Winner: We all win and get a point here.
Trailer #3: Muck
Directed by Steve Wolsh Starring Lachlan Buchanan, Puja Mohindra, Bryce Draper, and Stephanie Danielson
Intern Review: Starring Miss Cape Cod and a Playboy Playmate of the year, Muck does what the trailer intended it too. This delivers with no story a bunch of killing and nude women. If you want to watch a slasher like this, it may be up your alley. No matter what don't go into the marsh.
Nathan Worried
Daniel Worried
Amanda Worried
Intern Worried
Rotten Tomatoes 0 IMDb 2.6 Intern -1
Winner: Everyone wins agian
Trailer #4: Mortdecai
Directed by David Koepp Starring Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor
Intern Review: Razzie nominee for worst couple Johnny Depp and his moustache. The movie seemed fairly competent with every scene without Johnny Depp. Unfortunately all of the scenes with him are unbearable.
Nathan Excited
Daniel Worried
Amanda Worried
Intern Worried
Rotten Tomatoes 13% IMDb Intern 0
Winner: Daniel Amanda and The Intern take a point
Trailer #5: Black Sea
Directed by Kevin Macdonald Starring Jude Law, Scoot McNairy and Ben Mendelsohn
Intern Review: A group of men decide to unload a sunk submarine that is suppose to be loaded with gold. There are a bunch of greedy men stuck together alone with a lot of gold. Tension and suspense are executed very strongly throughout this whole movie. I would recommend this one and all the performances gritty and fantastic.
Nathan Excited
Daniel Excited
Amanda Excited
Intern Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 80% IMDb 6.4 Intern +2
Winner: Daniel wins with a perfect score 5-4 against everyone.
Winner of The IAU #18 is
The Intern Archive Accuracy Bar Graph
Nathan 64% 60/93
Daniel 58% 54/93
Amanda 80% 4/5
Chelsea 60% 3/5
The Intern 70% 7/10