The Intern Archive Update #22
YOU HAVE TO BE
WORRIED OR EXCITED
Trailer #1: Furious 7
Directed by James Wan starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster
Intern Review: Have you ever seen a car drive from one building to another or parachute out of an airplane? You can see both if you watch this but it will take effort to get to the crazy over the top action scenes. The rest is what you would expect so if your up for this kind of thing you aren't reading this because you have already seen all the movies in this franchise.
Nathan giddy and laughing excited
Daniel also giidy and laughing and god dammit excited
Rotten Tomatoes 81% IMDb 7.3 Intern +1
Winner: No points. A Furious Zero to both. 0-0
Trailer #2: Faults
Directed by Riley Stearns starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Leland Orser
Intern Review: A look into cults and a man trying to un-indoctrinate a girl who has joined a cult. I really enjoyed the way this movie unfolded. It is a well executed piece of cinema.
Nathan worried about it being unhinged
Daniel benefit of the doubt excited
Rotten Tomatoes 90% IMDb 6.7 Intern +2
Winner: Daniel 1-0
Trailer #3: The Voices
Directed by Marjane Satrapi starring Ryan Reynolds, Gemma Arterton and Anna Kendrick
Intern Review: The Voices is an unexpected pleasure. It hits all the right comedy notes and is one of the best horror movies to make an appearance on TPP. Jerry hears voices (his pets) that tell him what he should do a cat and a dog. One is the good conscience and one is not find out which is which and laugh along with this wonderful horror movie.
Nathan talking animals worried
Daniel get on or get off worried (getting off)
Rotten Tomatoes 72% IMDb 6.3 Intern +2
Winner: What's that Fresca? No points? Daniel still leads 1-0
Trailer #4: Cut Bank
Directed by Matt Shakman starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Bruce Dern, John Malkovich and Teresa Palmer
Intern Review: Cut Bank tries to follow in the footsteps of Fargo and A Simple Plan however it falls very, very short. The beginning executes and then the movie just falls off as does the story telling. It's okay maybe check it out for free on TV.
Nathan stop, you got me already excited
Daniel on the same page excited
Rotten Tomatoes 31% IMDb 6.0 Intern +1
Winner: Not on the same page. No points. Daniel still leads... one ... to nothing.
Trailer #5: Get Hard
Directed by Ethan Cohen starring Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart and Alison Brie
Intern Review: You get what you expect in this generic comedy there are a couple laughs and a couple groans that come with this movie. If you like the thoughtless comedies check this out. Kevin Hart does have some great lines in this but it is still just a regular comedy.
Nathan let's teach you how to suck a dick excited?
Daniel wants to be excited but has to say worried
Rotten Tomatoes 29% IMDb 6.1 Intern +1
Winner It's just a one. I'm sorry Nathan. Daniel gets a point.
WINNER OF THE IAU #22 IS......... DANIEL 2-0 OUR FIRST ZERO SCORE EVER GOES TO NATHAN!!! CONGRATS NATHAN!
THE INTERN ARCHIVE UPDATE ACCURACY BAR GRAPH
Chelsea 60% 3/5
Amanda 70% 7/10
The Intern 70% 7/10
Nathan 64% 71/111
Daniel 60% 67/111