The Intern Archive Update #23 (Or the episode where the Intern shits on Mad Max)
YOU HAVE TO BE
WORRIED OR EXCITED
Trailer #1: Mad Max: Fury Road
Directed by George Miller starring Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron
Intern Review: This movie was so bad I went to use the washroom after paying to watch it and was happy to look at a poster at the urinal for a portion of the movie. It is a 2 hour movie and 1:45 is an over the top car chase with a bungie guitarist. It is so unbelievable that it is unbelievable.
Nathan: Excited
Daniel: Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 97% IMDb 8.1 Intern -1
Mad Max: Fury Road was voted one of the best trailers of 2014 at joblo.com the winner of the most academy awards of 2015. And I still don't give a shit. Because of all the hoopla and nonsense of this garbage movie. Everyone starts with a -1 today and I will not talk about this movie again.
Trailer #2: Hits
Directed by David Cross starring Meredith Hagner, Matt Walsh and James Adomian
Intern Review: The idea was there and by the time the movie ends I don't really know why I watched it all. A girl wants to become famous and gets to watch her father become famous with no talent and is a reflection of the Kardashians of present time with a small town family girl trying to make a Hit with herself.
Nathan: Worried for issues with David Cross
Daniel: Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 36% IMDb 5.8 Intern 0
Nathan is in the lead at 0 and Daniel trails with -1 so far
Trailer #3: Spring
Directed by Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead starring Lou Taylor Pucci and Nadia Hiker
Intern Review: This was the best idea for a movie on this line up and almost delivered I would suggest people watch it for the idea alone. Saying that this movie still didn't deliver like I was hoping it would.
Nathan: Excited (Only the second time in TPP history)
Daniel: Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 90% IMDb 6.7 Intern +1
Nathan 1 Daneil 0
Trailer #4: True Story
Directed by Rupert Goold starring James Franco, Jonah Hill and Felicity Jones
Intern Review: In True Story they tell a lot of lies. It has it's moments and also drags a little in places. It might be a good idea to read the book instead or first.
Nathan: Excited
Daniel: Excited
Rotten Tomatoes 44% IMDb 6.3 Intern +1
Nathan 2 Daniel 1
Trailer #5: Home Sweet Hell
Directed by Anthony Burns starring Katherine Heigl and Patrick Wilson
Intern Review: There is some killing and comedy here. The go hand in hand and have a number of pretty funny parts as well as not really being very good. Looks like this whole line up kinda sucks for one reason or another but points get awarded anyway.
Nathan: Worried
Daniel: Worried
Rotten Tomatoes 5% IMDb 5.4 Intern +1
Nathan 3 Daniel 2
Winner of TPP 23 is Nathan Carver.
The Intern Archive Update Accuracy Bar Graph
Nathan 74/116 at 64%
Daniel 69/116 at 59%
Amanda 7/10 at 70%
Chelsea 3/5 at 60%
The Intern 7/10 at 70%